Well, you all know who by now.

Okay.  I have had a rethink.  I seriously don’t want to be horrible to this rotten little shit .because I love him

xcuesez mois.  That was a passing abberation..  I seriously did not mean that.  I don’t even like him.  Que?

So I kick him out into the garden at 9pm and again at 8am.  This seems to be working, probably by sensible common bleeding sense.  Oh Really..  This isn’t going to work long term.  Even I can see that.  I might not feel like getting up at 8am tomorrow.  I am knocking on a bit now, so fuck that one.  So The Little Shit is quite likely to piss on the floor.  And who could possibly blame him.

Something has gone terribly wrong here, but I don’t know what.  I have always owned Dogs who behaved like ordinary human beings, or ordinary human babies.  And they didn’t piss on the floor either.  Did this have something to do with it?  I told the children not to pee on the floor. Okay.  That worked.

So I have been having a think.  This is always a bad one when it comes anything even remotely underaged.  And I must say that I stopped at three.  Children, I mean.  Well, I didn’t want any of them to be lonely.  Unfortunately they all hate each other. But there you go.  And I can’t say that any of them like me all that much either.  Tough shit.  For them I mean.  I love them all to bits, and the rotten little shit as well.

So what should I do for O’Connor.  Poor little lonely horrible little soul.  I have got to get him a pal.  Definitely not female.  I can’t cope with selling puppies, I don’t care how much they are worth.  It tares my heart to pieces to sell them.  And no way am I having any dog sterilised.  This is never good, at least for me.

So Two Fucking Horrible Male Dachshunds are now on the cards.  As if one wasn’t enough.  I think I might have lost the plot.  In fact I might have gone completely mad.  I’ll let you know.

Maureen Eccles Lang.  Eleanor Mitchell as was.



4 Responses to “Well, you all know who by now.”

  1. roobeedoo2 Says:

    Food, belly rubs and throwing a hard rubber ball work on our dachshund. She still pees on the floor and refuses to go out in the rain, but she’s trained us well 😉

  2. Elizabeth Says:

    Daschunds are notoriously HARD to house train – if ever…..they need covered pee areas in the garden because they will not stand in rain. I think getting more Daschunds is not a solution to the pee problem. Some dogs have to be taken out and “told” to wee at set times in a day. Our dog cannot go out at will except in hot weather when the back door is open. Many people take their dogs out to wee several times a day. YOU have to do it, unless you have a dog that asks to go out. Thank god our dog asks. But I would never rub his nose in it if he ever had an accident. Or smack him. I would blame myself for his accident. Be aware that Daschunds are supreme indoor wee-ers. That’s just who they are. My friend had three, she was rigid in pee times. I don’t know if they peed in her house. She never said.

    Look before you leap! A different kind of dog might be a better companion dog?

  3. elenamitchell Says:

    Are well, there you go. To pee or not to pee. Better in the mind of some other idiot.

    I don’t actually fucking care, okay. I love the little shit.

    The problem remains with people who think they know better than I do.

  4. Elizabeth Says:

    Ok. Do your thing. But I have found other people who know better than me, extremely helpful! I’ve learned a lot about all sorts of things. But then, I like learning…..

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