Now What?

You must all be bored half witless.  I know I am.  This should have been an ideal time to write a load of crap and get away with it.  Unfortunately, my brain has switched off and I am only thinking that I could be dead next week.

My dreams are bloody awful.  I can only be thankful that I don’t remember most of them.  At least not in detail.

The Sun is shining and the grass is growing so everything else out there is absolutely fine.  It’s only Humans who aren’t doing all that well.

I have taken to Painting things again.  The Garden Chairs are looking good.  I was given those because they looked awful, and I did think that they were past redemption.  But this wasn’t true.  And No, she can’t have them back.  Don’t ask me why I painted them.  I was probably feeling sorry for them.  I do this.  I credit inanimate articles with emotions. I used to pick and choose knives and forks in case they felt neglected.  Which probably says more about the Knives and Forks than it does about me.  Plates?  I am not so worried about.  Plates are just plates.

I have finally given in of The Rotten Little Swine.  He simply doesn’t understand that peeing in the house isn’t on.  So I hoik him out first thing in the morning and then a hour later.  But he does have to be told.  God knows what he thinks we are doing in the garden at 8 o’clock but I doubt that it is much to do with Peeing.  Peeing is just a passing fancy for him.  He has a pee while he is out there.

Why am I doing this?  This is just the way things are.  And there is so much more to him than peeing on the floor.

I am never going to be able house train him.  He just doesn’t get it.  And if you think about it, why should he?  Eighteen months and still no improvement.  Thank God for a tiled floor is all I can say.  Heaven knows what I would do if I had carpets.  Or where I would find a sweeter dog.








2 Responses to “Now What?”

  1. Elizabeth Says:

    You are doing well considering your inanimate objects have emotions. I find they cooperate better if you talk to them too. You should get more friendly towards plates. They don’t deserve your disregard. Thats platist and discriminatory. Shame on you.

  2. elenamitchell Says:

    Sorry, sorry, Plates. I didn’t mean it. I love you all really, especially the Plain Plates.

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